Let me start by saying I love the Ratchet & Clankseries and their double-entendre subtitles for their sequels (except Deadlocked, which, if that’s some sort of freaky sex position, I don’t think I want to know), and Size Matters does not disappoint on that front - just every other front.

I finished the game in about 6 hours, there were only a handful of pea-shooter weapons that upgraded just a couple of times, the comedy “spark” was completely absent, minigames were uninspired and boring (except for the Lemmingsclone), the music repetitively and annoying, unbalanced boss-battles (I found myself tearing my hair out over copious amounts of bullshit), and individual levels that seemed truncated at best.

What happened to you Ratchet & Clank? You used to be cool…

High Impact Games? Where the hell did you come from? What happened to Insomniac? Those are the real developers of any Ratchet & Clank game of mine.

Lowest rating I think I can dole out in my rating system: Half a star out of five. Gross.