Apparently the Oscar Meyer Weiner-mobile is truly a sight to behold. I got this in my in-box today, font screwiness and all:

Look what we saw this past weekend on our way back from Austin along I-10. Last time I saw this I was about 10 years old!

My dad, who is now in his mid-50s, must not get out much. I’m 23 and I’ve seen the Oscar Meyer Weiner-mobile a handful, practically a dozen, of times. I’m compelled to say something like “You saw the hot dog car; how very exciting for you,” but that’s just hateful. I then thought to share in his enthusiasm, but that’s just like lying, you know? I can’t lie to my dad.

Next time we speak on the phone, I’ll just say I saw it and say it was neat when he asks me about it.

That is what I truly want to be
‘Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener
Everyone would be in love with me.