Bug Report: The President is a Puppet!
Friday, February 15th, 2008Bug status: Rejected
Reason: By Design
Notes:
Every modern President of the United States is a puppet. All you Bush haters calm down. And you conspiracy theorists are wrong too. The United States Government is a huge, lumbering dinosaur with far too many forces at play with so very many hands in the cookie-jar it’s disgusting. Looks like it’s functioning perfectly and as intended!